Epic Rap Battles of History #1 lyrics

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WARNING: This Epic Rap Battle has some bad language

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

John Lennon

VS

Bill O'Reilly


BEGIN!


John Lennon:

Help! Your making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle

Why are you pissed off all the time? Did your mom give you a cuddle?

You're the type of guy who can die of a heart attack just in the shower

You need to chill out for a minute and smoke weed for an hour.

Every time I watch your show, all you do is scream at me

and your face looks like a shit I took, High on LSD

I'm John Lennon, I'm a Legend, I can see through all your tricks

I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his dick!


Bill O'Reilly:

You fucking long hair living in your yellow submarine.

Well, you're about to get sunk by the right wing, political machine

Stop your presses Lennon, you call me Mr. Bill O'Reilly

When it comes to squashing Limeys I come recommended highly!

Your weak, between me and you theirs no comparison

I'll beat you so bad, you'll weep gently like George Harrison  

You're Paul McCartney's bitch, with less talent than Ringo

and I'd rather suck George Bush's dick, then Yoko Ono's


John Lennon:

Well you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free.

I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer and give you a lobotomy

I'm tired on how you scheme to stir the people up

Why don't you take a vacation, and shut the fuck up?


Bill O' Reilly:

Because I'm Evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle

Ten Thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a bettle

Don't tell me to shut the fuck up, that's how I survive

Now here's Sting, what? Fuck it, we'll do it live!


Who won?

Who's Next?

You Decide!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!